Sexy Hotness is the perfect sleeping bag for making love in the woods. Zippers on both sides allow you to connect as many sleeping bags together as your party requires. With extra girth, Sexy Hotness offers plenty of space to move around in. Use the extra space to follow along the Kama Sutra print interior (in purple color option only). Centrally located middle zippers allow for access to the erogenous zones. The middle zipper allows for easy walking and airing out your nether regions. With the built-in padded slippers, you never have to get out of your sleeping bag for those pesky middle-of-the-night bathroom breaks.
Value: $149

Welcome home Dan!!
How and whom do I pay for this here fabulous sleeping bag?
$100! Go Dan!
$90 for the sleeping bag!
$80
Oh, yes. Priceless….but I call your $60, and raise you to $70!
$60!
$50